five people i am glad i became friends with this year
1. sabrina wang
what can i say about this girl? i dont know how we werent friends before this year because its disgusting how kickass we are together. some would say we are in fact attached at the hip. nonsense! we can break away any time we please, but why would we? we watch xmen together, we finish our chem labs in 5 minutes, we play nintendo, we burn papers. what more could i ask for? shes like the sister i never had, only without the fighting and stealing clothes. and i guess she is kind of smart, what with being asian at all... together we have a pretzel menagerie of exotic animals which is awesome. i dont know anyone else who would collect mutant pretzels with me. we buy cheese fries together on an almost daily basis. i used to think mizz wang was a preppy stuck up asian but as it turns out she is pretty much amazing at life and i might have died without her this year.
2. samuel 'j' hocking
yeah, so apparently we have more in common then appearing terribly jewish. who else do you know that watches the movie totoro? do you even know what that movie is? i didnt think so. he makes the best giraffe noises and is kind of weird sometimes but thats okay because i am too. he usually talks about communism which somehow leads to me talking about alcohol. but it works for some odd reason. and as an added bonus he is hella smart and gives me occasional math answers. he also lends me his girlfriend three times a week. a lot of people have actually told me that we act like brother and sister because we tend to verbally abuse each other but never really mean anything we say. or so i should hope. one day this boy will destroy us all, i just hopes he remembers that we were kind of friends so that i can be spared.
3. abraham gelb
i used to think abe was quite annoying. and dumb. and jewish. turns out only one of the three was actually correct (jewish, in case you are wondering). abe gelb is one of the most entertaining people i have ever met. he is terribly reckless with chemicals and hot test tubes but thats okay, it made bio labs somewhat fun. he can actually be quite smart at times but he just doesnt give a crap, something i wish i could do more often. plus he can run like 500 mph and jump really high when aided with a long pole (get out of the gutter). he makes lunch exciting and fun when hes there and he always always always says hi to me when he sees me even if we're at opposite ends of the hallway. abe tells funny stories about his parents waking him and making him get his hair cut or telling him that he will be diabetic if he doesnt stop drinking soda. i cant wait for the day we go to walmart and ride bikes together.
4. alison frischman
ali, ali, ali...how you puzzle me. sometimes you are a preppy, popular, mindless thing. sometimes you are one of the most sincere and nicest people i have ever met. who is the real ali frischman? i hope its the one i am friends with. this girl is so funny. she finds amusement in the smallest, simplest things that usually arent funny at all. but her laugh is infectious and you end up laughing both with and at her...usually at her, but in a good way! her perfectionism helps me out sometimes when we work together in english and her premonitions about bond tests are remarkably accurate and extremely useful. and i guess she is kind of good at ceramics but only because i help her with everything. but i do it because i adore her. and she has this guinea pig named sprout that i watched one time while she was on vacation and she watched my hamster named otto. it was cool, kind of like her.
5. derek hsu
my asian brotha. he taught me to speak mandarin. watch NEE HOW. DIE JIM! that means hello and goodbye. we talk about everything, sometimes about eggrolls, who is actually a person given an alias that is cleverly disguised as a tasty chinese meal. derek is supersmart x10 and, being asian, he can help me with math and bio and chem if i need it. but i never do (ohh, sarcasm!). we still havent had our nintendo party but when we do i will destroy him at super smash brothers for n64. none of this gamecube crap. we are old skool. like abe, derek can run 500 mph and can jump pretty far. we have a swingin time at lunch and i really miss him on tuesdays when he has chem lab, and im sure he misses me (and sabrina) just as much when we have chem lab on thursdays.
there you go.
what can i say about this girl? i dont know how we werent friends before this year because its disgusting how kickass we are together. some would say we are in fact attached at the hip. nonsense! we can break away any time we please, but why would we? we watch xmen together, we finish our chem labs in 5 minutes, we play nintendo, we burn papers. what more could i ask for? shes like the sister i never had, only without the fighting and stealing clothes. and i guess she is kind of smart, what with being asian at all... together we have a pretzel menagerie of exotic animals which is awesome. i dont know anyone else who would collect mutant pretzels with me. we buy cheese fries together on an almost daily basis. i used to think mizz wang was a preppy stuck up asian but as it turns out she is pretty much amazing at life and i might have died without her this year.
2. samuel 'j' hocking
yeah, so apparently we have more in common then appearing terribly jewish. who else do you know that watches the movie totoro? do you even know what that movie is? i didnt think so. he makes the best giraffe noises and is kind of weird sometimes but thats okay because i am too. he usually talks about communism which somehow leads to me talking about alcohol. but it works for some odd reason. and as an added bonus he is hella smart and gives me occasional math answers. he also lends me his girlfriend three times a week. a lot of people have actually told me that we act like brother and sister because we tend to verbally abuse each other but never really mean anything we say. or so i should hope. one day this boy will destroy us all, i just hopes he remembers that we were kind of friends so that i can be spared.
3. abraham gelb
i used to think abe was quite annoying. and dumb. and jewish. turns out only one of the three was actually correct (jewish, in case you are wondering). abe gelb is one of the most entertaining people i have ever met. he is terribly reckless with chemicals and hot test tubes but thats okay, it made bio labs somewhat fun. he can actually be quite smart at times but he just doesnt give a crap, something i wish i could do more often. plus he can run like 500 mph and jump really high when aided with a long pole (get out of the gutter). he makes lunch exciting and fun when hes there and he always always always says hi to me when he sees me even if we're at opposite ends of the hallway. abe tells funny stories about his parents waking him and making him get his hair cut or telling him that he will be diabetic if he doesnt stop drinking soda. i cant wait for the day we go to walmart and ride bikes together.
4. alison frischman
ali, ali, ali...how you puzzle me. sometimes you are a preppy, popular, mindless thing. sometimes you are one of the most sincere and nicest people i have ever met. who is the real ali frischman? i hope its the one i am friends with. this girl is so funny. she finds amusement in the smallest, simplest things that usually arent funny at all. but her laugh is infectious and you end up laughing both with and at her...usually at her, but in a good way! her perfectionism helps me out sometimes when we work together in english and her premonitions about bond tests are remarkably accurate and extremely useful. and i guess she is kind of good at ceramics but only because i help her with everything. but i do it because i adore her. and she has this guinea pig named sprout that i watched one time while she was on vacation and she watched my hamster named otto. it was cool, kind of like her.
5. derek hsu
my asian brotha. he taught me to speak mandarin. watch NEE HOW. DIE JIM! that means hello and goodbye. we talk about everything, sometimes about eggrolls, who is actually a person given an alias that is cleverly disguised as a tasty chinese meal. derek is supersmart x10 and, being asian, he can help me with math and bio and chem if i need it. but i never do (ohh, sarcasm!). we still havent had our nintendo party but when we do i will destroy him at super smash brothers for n64. none of this gamecube crap. we are old skool. like abe, derek can run 500 mph and can jump pretty far. we have a swingin time at lunch and i really miss him on tuesdays when he has chem lab, and im sure he misses me (and sabrina) just as much when we have chem lab on thursdays.
there you go.
posted by dana lynn at 2:30 PM
3 Comments:
You might want derek to teach you pinyin =/
I found myself becoming fast freinds with samuel j focking too, and is j really his middle initial or did I make it up, quirkiness is a good thing in his case and derek hsue owes me money, let him know I still remember, it doesn't matter that he's a black belt, i'm a thug, represent.
Wow Dana, that cut me deep...
And Vaman, I made up his middle name as "J" on chem labs.
MSHXIV
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