7.17.2006

high school stereotypes....part II

given my recent lack of something to do, i decided to engage in part II of my social experiment. for day 1 i donned my preppy garb and headed to the rockaway mall in search of reactions, especially from the male sex. preppy dana was absolutely the most well-received by all types of males. whether i was in hot topic, abercrombie and fitch, hollister, or that ghetto store that no one knows the name of, i was at least looked at. i bumped into my friend steve [no, not that steve] who was mildly confused, so i explained. he admitted that preppy girls turn the heads of all guys because they are usually the most likely to put out. i didnt know that, so i guess that explains why i for once got looks from guys who are not completely stoned and/or wasted. day 2 was goth day and i was largely ignored and even dismissed by nearly all males, the exception, of course, being a couple goth kids. but my lack of piercings was a sign that i wasnt really goth, so i didnt get much attention. day 3, scene day, was also pretty well-received in that it appeals to both preps and punks because it incorporated aspects of both styles. thinking about it, everyone but ghetto kids gave me a quick lookover. of course, the only ones who talked to me were the stoners, as usual.

conclusion: dress preppy and you will bring all the boys to the yard. dress scene and you get a few. dress goth and youre screwed. dress like normal dana and you too can attract druggies!!

6 Comments:

Anonymous myhoa said...

Ooooh Dana, how you make me laugh.

xoxo hoa

7:43 AM  
Anonymous sabrina said...

so i just asked my friend if the prep thing is true, and he said yes but hes intimidated b.c hes black and preps dont put out for black guys .

random? yes .

1:14 PM  
Blogger Alex Zhao said...

"conclusion: dress preppy and you will bring all the boys to the yard. dress scene and you get a few. dress goth and youre screwed. dress like normal dana and you too can attract druggies!!"

Ah ha ha. Word choice.

4:28 PM  
Anonymous Smoke said...

Drugs are just bad, you should try to use Herbal Alternatives as a temporary replacement to loose the dependance!

3:33 PM  
Blogger Vman said...

And here i was thinking that "milkshakes" were what brought the boys to the so called yard.

2:20 PM  
Blogger An inquiring mind said...

Oooooh, can I have chocolate milkshake then!

9:10 PM  

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